It was a bad idea to write about combining the myriad
permits, licenses and stamps that are required by the various state, federal
and local bureaucracies for a person to be on public land. I had suggested
combining them into an interactive personal bar-code that could be monitored by
drone aircraft from a central location.
A simple bar code would do away with our antiquated Soviet-style travel
permit system and make it easier for us to get all the licenses, permits, tags
and punch-cards that are required to be on United States soil. Personal interactive
bar codes would allow our bureaucrats a greater opportunity to enhance the
stewardship of our natural resources while protecting us from the social costs
that are borne by us all.
Imagine a world where you can never be lost. With the miracle of the personal interactive
electronic device the government would know when you are sleeping and know when
you're awake. The government would know if you are bad or good so we'd be good
for goodness sake.
Unfortunately the idea
of having a personal bar code to replace the sheaf of documents we are now
required to carry was too easily confused with the “Mark of the Beast,”
mentioned in the Bible. And for that I must apologize. The alert reader(s) were
kind enough to warn me, “don’t go there.”
So I didn't. That was then. 18 months later technology has
caught up with this column. A December 29 Peninsula Daily News article, “Electronic
Devices-On or Inside You,” described a number of new personal electronic
devices that can be swallowed, implanted or tattooed on a person.
A Seattle man has implanted rice-sized radio frequency
identification tags in his hands that allow him to do away with the hassle of
remembering all of the keys and passwords that are required to get into his
home, car and computer. All he has to do is wave his hands and all of the
gadgets will open or close or turn on or off which would make this the greatest
labor saving device since “The Clapper.”
A Google-owned company wants a patent for an “electronic skin
tattoo” that would allow people to listen to music without headphones and talk
more clearly on their smart-phones in a room full of people yakking on their
smart-phones. In addition, the electronic tattoo could include a galvanic skin response
detector that would measure the way your skin conducts electricity. This would
be helpful in determining if the person speaking on a smart-phone is nervous
which could be a good indication that they are engaged in telling falsehoods.
Don't worry the electronic tattoo is not to be confused with
the Mark of the Beast mentioned in the Book of Revelation. No way. The Mark of the Beast goes on your forehead
or right hand. Google's electronic tattoo would go on your throat or on a
trendy collar around your neck. Nokia has proposed a tattoo that would vibrate
when your phone rings. The possibilities for a vibrating tattoo are
endless. Futurists have long envisioned
an interactive electronic device that would provide an individual's permit
status to the authorities along with vital sign information which could be used
in polygraph analysis, blood alcohol/drug screening and a host of other data
gathering opportunities
Sure some silly civil libertarians will whine about how these
devices affect our Constitutional rights but with the Patriot Act and the
recent Supreme Court rulings on warrantless searches and self incrimination the
Constitution has become irrelevant in today’s modern world. You have nothing to fear if you have nothing
to hide. We'll thank ourselves later if
we do the right thing now.